Bad Plan

[Verse]

My car blew up, third time this month

My list of shit to do is posted on my bedroom door

I put brand new carpet in the garage

I said today I take the easy way to make them proud of me

And I thought the weather forecast wouldn’t lie to me this time

But the sun came out on Friday afternoon

I wish I had a better reason to leave

What’s with these unknown numbers calling me at night?

When I’m doing whatever I think’s important

Although half the time were bored

The other half I can’t remember

[Chorus]

Bad Plan, no way man

You’re wasting your time and your money

It’s a bad plan, you understand?

That we’ll never be friends with the assholes that we knew back then

[Bridge]

But the sun came out on Friday after noon (x3)

Friday Afternoon

[Bridge 2]

The futon takes up so much space

When do you think we’ll get a break?

Let’s take a five-er

We’re all tired

No one has to know

[Outro]

Everybody’s waiting for a disaster, what happened to happily ever after?

How many times did we end up leaving early?

How many times did we end up staying all night?

My car blew up, third time this month

My list of shit to do is posted on my bedroom door