COUNTRY DRANK

If you love a country drink like me, just gulp with me until you’re free

Like a wild turkey on a holiday, grab a cold beer have a granny slapping day

I was once a young boy too, your mother looked damn near like you

You look at me like she used to, I’ll have a country drink with you

 

Pesky flies and swatting bees, come have a country drink with me

Mountain dew makes dirty brew, maybe I’ll have one or two

Trailer park is where I’ll be, get dirt nasty low with me

Flip the tube to channel 4, close the flaps and shut the door

 

If you love a country drink like me, just gulp with me until you’re free

Like a wild turkey on a holiday, grab a cold beer have a granny slapping day

I was once a young boy too, your mother looked damn near like you

You look at me like she used to, I’ll have a country drink with you

If you love a country drink like me, just gulp with me until you’re free

Like a wild turkey on a holiday, grab a cold beer have a granny slapping day

I was once a young boy too, your mother looked damn near like you

You look at me like she used to, I’ll have a country drink with you

 

Dirty boots and smelly toots, heading back to country roots

Have a smile, share a laugh, maybe take a photograph

Feeling homesick know I do, I’ll share a country drink with you

Moonshine Whiskey Beetle Juice, I’ll have a country drink with you

 

Hey Woah Yeah

“Aw dammit my britches are in the oven again”